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Not sure why the USA Banana Republic needs to have a Space Force; there were no “Guardians” protecting Capitol Hill as No Action Man Pence and Senate and Congress leaders meet to confirm the Presidental Election as Trump directs his fans to march.

Who could have seen this coming?

Everyone. This is the most shocking, most tragic, least surprising thing I’ve ever seen.’ — Stephen Colbert and other late-night hosts rose to the occasion Wednesday night with powerful monologues.

Karma

Meet Proud Boy Kevin Greeson – the 55-year-old Athens, Alabama, who died of a “medical emergency” during the unrest in Washington. – This picture was posted on Parler last month w/ the caption “I wish these motherfuckers would come to my hood!”

Inside Capitol Hill, he searched out a painting he wanted for souvenirs. And while trying to take the painting off the wall he put his electroshock gun in his pocket. Unfortunately, or maybe it was more karma, the gun went off and fried his testicles, his nuts were fried to the extent that he suffered a heart attack. Thus Greeson became one of the deceased of a “medical emergency” during the attack.

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The portrait in the background of this Reuters photo is of Sen Charles Sumner, who was beaten nearly to death in the chamber by a Southern congressman who resented a speech Sumner gave attacking slaveholders. The Civil War started 5 years later.

In 1923, Adolf Hitler led a failed coup. He was treated leniently. Germany moved on. A decade later, he was dictator, and the worst disaster in the history of the civilized world ensued.

In 2021, when the president of the United States leads a failed coup, we must not move on.

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While some policemen seem to be instructed to let Trumpsters through and were eagerly removing barricades for them and taking selfies with them inside the Capitol Building another policeman was beaten to death with a fire extinguisher. Meanwhile, the President gets banned from social media for inciting violence but he gets to keep the nuclear codes (!)

The crowd had prepared a gallows and a noose apparently for Mike Pence since they shouted “Hang Mike Pence” while entering the Capitol Building. As riots raged at Capitol, Trump tried to call senators to overturn the election. The Trump attack on the Capitol resulted in a higher death toll than Benghazi.

Today I am briefing my government that we believe with a reasonable level of certainty that Donald Trump attempted a coup

European NATO Allied Intelligence Official


Capitol “Under Siege” was even worse than it looked on live TV

CNN: Feds say police found a pickup truck full of bombs and guns near Capitol insurrection as wide-ranging investigation unfurls
The owner a 70-year-old man was apprehended a block away with two more weapons on him. He had mixed “melted Styrofoam and gasoline,”  if exploded, it would have the effect of napalm “insofar as it causes the flammable liquid to better stick to objects that it hits upon detonation,” according to the court record.

A @DCPoliceDept officer says off-duty police officers and members of the military, who were among the rioters, flashed their badges and I.D. cards as they attempted to overrun the US Capitol.

Fans are getting freaked out once again after The Simpsons seemingly predicted the Capitol Hill riots in an unearthed episode. The animated series that started almost 31 years ago, is infamous for making accurate predictions of major events even before they happen. And this time, an unearthed episode from 1996, titled The Day the Violence Died, showed an angry mob inciting violence at the Capitol Hill.

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I don’t ever recall Republicans saying we shouldn’t investigate Hillary again because we need healing. It’s only when Republicans screw up do they suddenly say we can’t have consequences, we need healing.

Why do Republicans always hold Democrats to a higher standard than fellow Republicans?

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